Just When You Thought the Internet was Safe Here’s Trending Domains!

Domain Check Added a Nifty Trending Domains Page

If you caught the earlier post on the recent birth of the impish Domain Check Twitter account then you’re in for a treat; Domain Check has just released a full page dedicated exclusively to trending domain names. This is basically a view for the same data set of trending topics, hashtags, and breaking news that the Twitter bot pulls on to create the tweets. Each day the previous day’s trending domain names are archived so you can aimlessly page back through the domain name ideas and laugh at what a full site dedicated to some of these trends would be like. Its also an easy way to go back and find a trending domain that may have caught your eye earlier from the Domain Check Twitter or the Domain Check Facebook.

Let Other People Be Creative

It can be a bit of a pain in the ass to get creative with a brand name or domain so its always good to have some extra help to get the creative juices flowing. Just paging through a few days worth of amazing Twitter hashtags may very well be enough to kick your brain in high gear or at least get a few chuckles. Its definitely a fun tool, check out the trending domains at Domain Check

Missed the link? Click here for Trending Domain Names at Domain Check!

A Troublesome Imp Is Born: Domain Check Autotweeting Trending Topic Dot Coms

Domain Check Now Tweets Available Trending Dot Com Domain Names

Before you go any further, be sure to follow it @domaincheckplug

As you would expect with anything retweeting anything from Twitter the results of the available .com domain names from the Domain Check Twitter Bot are predictably hilarious on occasion. Thankfully the Domain Check Twitter Bot is just a reflection of what is actually happening on Twitter and not tweeting this ridiculous stuff on its own. Some of the hashtags and trending topics it retweets are actually pretty good and a few of the domain names flirt with staying power. Its surprising what’s taken and what’s not registered yet, everything from gems like demtownhall.com to strippernamefails.com.

Gotta Stay Relevant

Definitely worth following Domain Check on Twitter for a few days, and since its a quick thing to digest with no clicking necessary it makes the .com names it puts are are like good one-liners

Domain Check Twitter if you missed the link, @domaincheckplug

Domain Check Plugin if you want to look up domain names and SSL certificates

The Grand Olde Case Monkey Design Your Own iPhone Case Revival

How Case Monkey Does The Best With Design Your Own iPhone Case

Just recently I dusted off some stats from one of our oldest brands, Case Monkey, the design your own iPhone case site. Case Monkey has been around for years and has a lot of fans, and that means it has some great stats and analytics. I specifically wanted to deep dive in to the seasonal trends and see what’s out there. What I found was that our initial marketing strategy to create a custom phone case site based on the target phrase “design your own iphone case” had paid off. Over time that phrase has maintained a pretty consistent position with regards to Google Trends and traffic analysis. As long as we keep having ever model of custom iPhone case, we seem to do great. The rest of the trends seem to follow the same seasonal trends as any other custom product.

Design Your Own iPhone Case” vs “Design Your Own iPad Case” With Case Monkey

One of the best things we did for Case Monkey was to let you design your own iPad case. While iPad sales represent approximately 10% of the total sales of iPhones we find that iPads almost always need a case. We create the most durable custom iPad cases and that causes people to come back over time to get new iPad cases as they upgrade. Having the quality product over years has really helped Case Monkey compete as a top tier “create your own iPad case” brand.

How to Sell Cheap iPhone Cases Without Being Cheap

Even though Case Monkey has the lowest prices on cheap cell phone cases and bulk cell phone cases and wholesale cell phone cases you never want to make your brand actually cheap. We kept creating the best quality custom cell phone cases for the lowest prices we could… while still keeping fast shipping and a durable product. Over the years our competitors ended up failing by taking the idea of “cheap cell phone cases” too literally and creating a bad product with unfavorable shipping. Thanks to our commitment to quality at Case Monkey the data shows we’re able to compete with cheap cell phone cases from anyone but still maintain a customer base over years.

New WordPress Plugin is Live! Check out Domain Check

Just Launched a WordPress Plugin: Domain Check!

One of the reasons this blog has been lagging behind in awesome content is because its been building up a backlog of awesome content until this moment because Domain Check has launched! Domain Check is a WordPress plugin born of my own needs from years of working at web companies. You have no idea how complicated it gets when you have multiple, possibly hundreds of, domains and SSL certificates all coming up for renewal with various internal properties and clients and what’s parked and what shouldn’t be renewed… you get the idea. There’s no comprehensive tool out there for managing your domains within your WordPress admin, so Domain Check was created.

Domain Check Features

A quick overview of Domain Check is basically that you can have a quick display of all your domain names and SSL certificates and easily what’s coming up for renewal or expiration and make sure multiple people are getting alerts. Its a bit of a pain in the butt to set up multiple email alerts for expiration across multiple registrars and SSL certificate providers, especially when dealing with domains or certs provided by clients. Domain Check also keeps a list of what you’re searching so you can see you favorite domains that are available if you aren’t buying your domain name today.

Fresh Coupons and Coupon Codes Delivered Daily

One of the highlight features of Domain Check is the daily coupon delivery. No more searching for coupons and finding they don’t work or going to shady coupon sites searching for a deal. Every day the latest coupons and deals are updated a delivered directly to you. There is finally no excuse for not using coupons! (Something I am guilty of my admins have to remind me of all the time)

Domain Check is an Official WordPress.org Plugin

Yes, it is true, Domain Check is an official WordPress plugin! You can download the latest version from WordPress to manage all of your domains and SSL certificates and easily keep the latest version up-to-date. Use your WordPress blog as a dashboard for managing your domains and make sure

Using Google Webmaster Tools Disavow Links, Disavow Backlinks, Disavow Domains

Google Webmaster Tools Disavow Backlinks is Dangerous

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any damage you do with this tool. You use Google’s tool at your own risk.

Finding a Link to Google Webmaster Tools Disavow is Annoying

So here is the link to the Google Webmaster Tools backlink disavow: Google Webmaster Tools Disavow. You’ll need Google Webmaster Tools access for the domain you’re working on. I put a nice target=”_blank” on that link because you’re going to come back here in a few seconds when you realize they’ve given you the keys to the nuke and no instruction manual.

Seriously, Be Careful With The Disavow Tool

Using the Google disavow backlinks tool is dangerous, if you’re not sure what you’re doing you can destroy your site. Google makes that pretty clear. You’ll be permanently telling Google to ignore certain backlinks to your site. It cannot be undone. Backlinks make the juice flow so you better be damn sure you’re ready to nuke them or you’ll likely drop in the SERPs. Like anything dangerous this isn’t a toy so don’t play around with it.

You Use a .txt File to Disavow, But Google Doesn’t Tell You The Format

If you don’t know how to create a flat .txt file in your life this isn’t the article for you. You need to find someone to help you. The format is simple, each resource you wish to disavow is separated by newlines (\n). You can have fully qualified URLs, (protocol, subdomain, domain, page, query strings) or you can disavow entire domains using the “domain:” prefix. Disavow by URL is very limited, but Disavow by Domain… now you’re playing with fire.

Disavow URL vs. Disavow Domain

Disavow URL

There’s a big difference in these two and Disavow URL mostly sux. When you disavow a URL you are disavowing something very, very specific. It is a URL in Google’s system, which means that it is the unique combination of protocol, domain, subdomain, directories, page, and query string. What does that mean in English? It means that if you are using URLs to disavow backlinks you have to list every… single… variation. Here’s a sample of just a few possible variations for just the homepage for an example domain:

  • http://www.baddomain.com/
  • http://www.baddomain.com
  • http://www.baddomain.com/index.html
  • http://www.baddomain.com/index.htm
  • http://baddomain.com/index.html
  • https://www.baddomain.com/index.html
  • http://www.baddomain.com/badpage.html?bad=1

That’s way too much work. You’d need to do that for pretty much every possible page for every backlink and even Google doesn’t give you a totally complete dump of all your backlinks. Not to mention there are infinite possibilities so its not ever going to work if you are getting backlink spammed.

Disavow Domain

Disavowing a URL is pretty weak. Its so targeted you really aren’t getting much done. That’s the reason disavow by URL is the default, so people don’t shoot themselves in the foot and accidentally ruin their website. But if you just take the root domain, (not www.baddomain.com but baddomain.com) and apply the prefix of domain: then you can get rid of an entire shitty domain and whatever URLs they are backlinking to you on. This is why you need to be careful. Maybe you’re not sure what a domain really is but it was giving you juice or deep links, but you just disavowed all backlinks from that domain. You have just permanently removed that site from EVER being able to give you juice. However, this is amazing for when people black hat you because you can nuke whole domains at time. Ex:

domain:baddomain.com

You Need More Disavow .txt File Samples

You are a needy person, I just covered this. Here is a lame sample because if you need this you probably shouldn’t be messing with it.

domain:baddomain.com
domain:otherbaddomain.com
http://mehdomain.com/onlybacklink.html

You Have Work Left

Just because you’ve disavowed backlinks on Google doesn’t mean Google has disavowed those backlinks. You still need to have the actual links removed to be fully clear of their spam juice. That’s nearly impossible in most cases, but if you think its doable then do it because Google specifically says you need to do that. Now you know how to format your text file for Google Webmaster Tool Disavow Backlinks. Good luck… O_O

Here is the Link to the Disavow Backlinks Tool

Git Yer White Hot Bernie Sanders Profile Picture at Rainbow Filter

Rainbow Filter has a Bernie Sanders Profile Picture to Filter Your Profile

Was cruising around the Rainbow Filter profile picture site and came across this gem of a profile picture filter: the Bernie Sanders profile picture filter. It’s pretty incredible as it isn’t a nice overlay on your profile but actually just turns your entire profile pic in to a blue Bernie Sanders face. The election isn’t for another bazillion days but I have a feeling sometime in 2016 that I’m gonna be seeing some ppl change their profile picture to Bernie Sanders.

Don’t Want a Bernie Sanders Profile Picture? What About a Donald Trump Profile Picture?

Not trying to discriminate against any other candidate in the race here so I guess I have to mention they also have a Donald Trump profile picture filter. Like Bernie it also pretty much just turns your face in to Trump. And just like the Bernie ones I’m sure we’ll see these profile picture filters more and more the closer we get to the presidential election.

Is There a Feel The Bern Filter? Is There a Make American Great Again Filter? Is There? Is There? Are We There Yet?

Oh yes indeed they do have a Feel the Bern filter and a Make American Great Again filter in case you need even more 2016 elections filters. I can’t wait to have no idea who anyone is on any social network because everyone is either a campaign slogan or just outright replaced their face with the face of Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump.

Showing Love for France

France We Love You!

Sending much love and compassion France’s way. Its easy to forget but France is our bestie as a country. They bailed us out in the Revolution. They sent us the Statue of Liberty and we liked it so much we keep it on the front lawn. We <3 them and it breaks our hearts to hear about the tragedy in Paris.

France and French Flag Profile Filter

Gotta love that rainbowfilter.io made a French flag profile picture filter to support France. Facebook started releasing temporary profile picture filters and today released once to show support for France. A lot of people actually use the Rainbow Filter profile picture filter site because they can’t get Facebook in their country or they want to use it for their profile pictures on other sites. Too bad this one was not as happy as the last filter they did. So sad 🙁

Legend of Linkle? NOPE. Legend of Link? NOPE. Legend of Zelda? YEP.

Sorry Linkle, Its the Legend of Zelda Not the Legend of Link

Linkle is lame but she got me thinking conspiracy: these games are definitely not The Legend of Link. Zelda is a ninja, princess, sorceress, ruler of the kingdom, interspecies ambassador, and wears one the most badass costumes in all of video gaming tarif du viagra. She has a secret superhero alter ago and sneaks out of the castle to kick ass. Link is a gnome-hat wearing country bumpkin who lives in a freaking tree/shack with his uncle. Zelda is cosmopolitan nobility who lives in a castle with legendary lineage. Link is carrying the sword because magic says he has to, but Zelda sets up the entire world-saving quest like tee-ball for him. In fact Link carries around all the heavy shit for her AND the magic bag AND does the shitty parts of the quest. Zelda is the fucking CEO of Hyrule. Link’s always asking her what he should do next because he’s amateur hour. Zelda doesn’t change form in the Dark World, she is already her true form, and Link turns in to a fucking rabbit. That’s not legend status. Zelda even has to teach Link fresh tunez on his Ocarina. Link plays second fiddle. If you squint hard enough it almost looks like Link is pretty much Zelda’s ride-or-die bitch. Apparently in the comic Zelda even kills Ganondorf. With a shot from her… wait for… silver crossbow. Fuck Linkle, there’s some deeper shit going on here: have we been playing as the sidekick the whole time!? Zel-da! Zel-da! Zel-da!

ALBUM REVIEW – ZHU – Genesis Series

ZHU Genesis Series Review: Spoiler Its Awesome

Were you living under a rock? PERFECT, its probably got some sensuous, dark or dimmed lighting under there and the new ZHU album “Genesis Series” just came out. You should probably invite some people over to your rock to listen to this new ZHU masterpiece, a six track collection of post downtempo hiphop production mastery that is guaranteed to make you 100% cooler. I mean seriously, did you even check the collabs on this album? It’s got ZHU… and BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY. And if you’re a dubstep obsessed 13y/o boy or you have ultimate respect for hyperproduction techniques you won’t miss the SKRILLEX COLLAB. You thought the 90’s were gone? They’re fresher than ever and ZHU is making you freak out about it. This album is on an entirely different level from anything out there currently and you’ll need a listen with full, studio headphones to catch the nuances that drive the deliciously satisfying umami bass and signature pop perfect falsetto. You should obsess.

There Can Be Only One ZHU

After now-legendary LA music producer Steven Zhu erased a lifetime catalog of work and transcended in to deification as ZHU his initial album, “The Nightday” became a landmark piece of modern electronic and modern hiphop. His relentlessly technical production skills and preternatural, almost Michael Jackson-esque, understanding of pop hooks did the impossible: bridged the gap between electronic and hiphop. Skipping the transposed vocal clips and kick ducked house synth builds that defined the Summer of Downtempo ZHU didn’t iterate on the next popular genre of electronic but started defining an entire sound entirely. And its back, better, and stronger on “Genesis Series”. The flawless production quality and originality of “The Nightday” made a ZHU sophomore release an incredibly daunting task artistically. Nothing less than a supernaturally talented producer could have been able to maintain the focus and attention to detail required for the sound you hear on “Genesis Series”.

Hyperproduction is Here to Stay

There’s an almost symbolic message that the final track on this album, “Working For It” is a collab between ZHU and Skrillex. Skrillex is probably the most recently well known hyperproducer with a signature sound. The Skrillex sound is known for nearly feral use of multilayered clips, overtuffed sound spectrums, memetic lyrics, hard drops, and frenetically savage approach to vocal transposing. ZHU is none of that with his flawless focus on ultra smooth, reductionist, downtempo hiphop and yet the ZHU sound requires the same, if not more, technically rigorous levels of production. A collab between ZHU and Skrillex is like a collab between a velvet couch in the back of a dark club and a hail of razor wire under a strobe light. And yet “Working For It” is a seamless melding of the two like something you’d see at an underground fashion collective. This isn’t an accident, ZHU doesn’t do accidents, this was done with a purpose. If these two wildly different sounds requiring disparate forms of hyperproduction can be sewn together it means hyperproduction isn’t just a way to get a niche sound specialization anymore. ZHU and Skrillex just fired a massive warning flare to every artist producer: hyperproduction just became part of every day music creation.

Hold Up Wait a Minute… I Know That Hook

I’m not exactly sure was the message is with ZHU’s… liberal… use of hooks. Is it even legal? Probably, but wow, its relentless. From 90’s hip hop to Led Zepplin you’ll get what I can only assume is the legally safe version of just about every catchy hook ever. BUT WAIT. Its not actually those hooks! Its nearly maddening chasing down every sound, you’ll find yourself listening over and listening to hear exactly where you remember that pattern from. But its never an actual copy! The track “Testarossa Music” will drive you nuts opening lines lyrically similar to the original hook. Finding the “Billie Jean” hook is like searching for Waldo. Its a head spinning sensation and it showcases just how on top of the entire music industry ZHU really is if he is able to confidently navigate the treacherous copyright waters that recently swirled around Pharrell backed “Blurred Lines”.

You Just Said Umami Bass. How Do I Hear Umami Bass on “Genesis Series”?

How else would you describe the bass on “Genesis Series”? Its both perfectly light and yet entirely filling. Its not overpowering but even a basshead could be satisfied with how rich and smooth it is. There’s only one flavor to describe “satisfaction” and that’s umami, somehow ZHU channels that through his bass clips. That’s not the only place to hear his incredible ear. The truth is to really hear ZHU’s “Genesis Series” you need to listen it on studio quality headphones or studio monitor speakers. There are nuances on this album that won’t come through the airwaves overtly on a normal rig or anything with poor sound balancing. His masterful attention to detail is what drives the underlying sense of completion with every phrase, transition, and track. You feel it without headphones, but with the right headphones on you can distinctly notice what is making you feel that way. You know as a studio head ZHU spent hours and hours and hours agonizing over each and every sound on the best and most nuanced gear money can buy. You don’t wear sunglasses at an art gallery so you shouldn’t listen to ZHU on rusty tin cans.

TL;DR

You need to be careful with this album, ZHU’s “Genesis Series” is a hyperproduced pharmacological grade aphrodisiac brought back from a sensuous future of 90’s hiphop, wailing guitars, and yes even zydeco trumpet and rap. It is not to be taken lightly.

There’s Gold In Them Thar Typo Domains!

Digging For Gold in Typo Domains

This blog and this entire site are mostly a free time diversion from my daily job so I like to screw around with new things and poke at stuff with stick, last night it was typo domains. Typo domains get a bad rep for a reason: they’re mostly useless and they’re legally questionable. The useless part comes from the fact browsers don’t just default to .com anymore in the address bar they search so typos are not that valuable. Typo domains are legally questionable if you take typos from a brand or business that’s copyright protected, they can take you to court and sue the pants off you for your domains. We’re not talking about your soon-to-be-pantsless illegal cybersquatting type of typos, we’re talking type in typos for huge general word searches.

Typo Domains 101: The Basics

Step 1: acquire a typo generator. This is easily done by searching for typo generators online. Get a good one that gives you multiple types of typos relevant to domains, there are several ways people bone typing things in. Once you’ve got a typo generator then its time to find your keywords. Think of some generic words that people might search. The shorter the word less likely they are to be typos, there’s simply less letters. But shorter words are more common. Its a bit of a trade-off but you should have a preference for popularity and shorter words as you are trying to grab as much free traffic as possible. Also, for example, you won’t find any typo domains for the keyword “ssl”. Why is that? Because “ssl” is only 3 letters and most 3 letter domains are taken and most good 4 letter domains are taken. Explore several keywords to see what’s available but don’t go too far.

Identify the Best Typos

If you see a typo you commonly make on a word chances are a lot of people are making that same typo. Does the typo involve inserting letters in to a double letter set like “boloks” for “books”? That’s an unlikely typo, it may not be the best choice. Does the typo read phonetically somewhat like the actual word, like “boks” or “bookx”? That may be a more natural typo for some people.

The Aftermath: What Happens After You Buy a Typo Domain

Nothing. So you went ahead and pulled the trigger and purchased some typo domains? I already told you, its probably a bad idea. They hardly get any traffic. If you are tracking the traffic to a typo domain you probably won’t see any “typo” type in traffic for 24 to 72 hours avis generic viagra. That’s because DNS hasn’t propagated fully yet. Once your DNS record has been sent out and your WHOIS registration is available you’ll get a bunch of bot traffic. And by a bunch I mean 0 to 1 hits a day. Its not real people. You’ll also probably type in your own typo domain just to see, don’t forget to account for that if you’re doing any tracking. After that you’ll just have to wait because you’re basically parking a domain and that’s a risky game, its unlikely to generate much relevant, human traffic and even less revenue. Bummer.