Git Yer White Hot Bernie Sanders Profile Picture at Rainbow Filter

Rainbow Filter has a Bernie Sanders Profile Picture to Filter Your Profile

Was cruising around the Rainbow Filter profile picture site and came across this gem of a profile picture filter: the Bernie Sanders profile picture filter. It’s pretty incredible as it isn’t a nice overlay on your profile but actually just turns your entire profile pic in to a blue Bernie Sanders face. The election isn’t for another bazillion days but I have a feeling sometime in 2016 that I’m gonna be seeing some ppl change their profile picture to Bernie Sanders.

Don’t Want a Bernie Sanders Profile Picture? What About a Donald Trump Profile Picture?

Not trying to discriminate against any other candidate in the race here so I guess I have to mention they also have a Donald Trump profile picture filter. Like Bernie it also pretty much just turns your face in to Trump. And just like the Bernie ones I’m sure we’ll see these profile picture filters more and more the closer we get to the presidential election.

Is There a Feel The Bern Filter? Is There a Make American Great Again Filter? Is There? Is There? Are We There Yet?

Oh yes indeed they do have a Feel the Bern filter and a Make American Great Again filter in case you need even more 2016 elections filters. I can’t wait to have no idea who anyone is on any social network because everyone is either a campaign slogan or just outright replaced their face with the face of Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump.

Showing Love for France

France We Love You!

Sending much love and compassion France’s way. Its easy to forget but France is our bestie as a country. They bailed us out in the Revolution. They sent us the Statue of Liberty and we liked it so much we keep it on the front lawn. We <3 them and it breaks our hearts to hear about the tragedy in Paris.

France and French Flag Profile Filter

Gotta love that rainbowfilter.io made a French flag profile picture filter to support France. Facebook started releasing temporary profile picture filters and today released once to show support for France. A lot of people actually use the Rainbow Filter profile picture filter site because they can’t get Facebook in their country or they want to use it for their profile pictures on other sites. Too bad this one was not as happy as the last filter they did. So sad 🙁

Legend of Linkle? NOPE. Legend of Link? NOPE. Legend of Zelda? YEP.

Sorry Linkle, Its the Legend of Zelda Not the Legend of Link

Linkle is lame but she got me thinking conspiracy: these games are definitely not The Legend of Link. Zelda is a ninja, princess, sorceress, ruler of the kingdom, interspecies ambassador, and wears one the most badass costumes in all of video gaming tarif du viagra. She has a secret superhero alter ago and sneaks out of the castle to kick ass. Link is a gnome-hat wearing country bumpkin who lives in a freaking tree/shack with his uncle. Zelda is cosmopolitan nobility who lives in a castle with legendary lineage. Link is carrying the sword because magic says he has to, but Zelda sets up the entire world-saving quest like tee-ball for him. In fact Link carries around all the heavy shit for her AND the magic bag AND does the shitty parts of the quest. Zelda is the fucking CEO of Hyrule. Link’s always asking her what he should do next because he’s amateur hour. Zelda doesn’t change form in the Dark World, she is already her true form, and Link turns in to a fucking rabbit. That’s not legend status. Zelda even has to teach Link fresh tunez on his Ocarina. Link plays second fiddle. If you squint hard enough it almost looks like Link is pretty much Zelda’s ride-or-die bitch. Apparently in the comic Zelda even kills Ganondorf. With a shot from her… wait for… silver crossbow. Fuck Linkle, there’s some deeper shit going on here: have we been playing as the sidekick the whole time!? Zel-da! Zel-da! Zel-da!

ALBUM REVIEW – ZHU – Genesis Series

ZHU Genesis Series Review: Spoiler Its Awesome

Were you living under a rock? PERFECT, its probably got some sensuous, dark or dimmed lighting under there and the new ZHU album “Genesis Series” just came out. You should probably invite some people over to your rock to listen to this new ZHU masterpiece, a six track collection of post downtempo hiphop production mastery that is guaranteed to make you 100% cooler. I mean seriously, did you even check the collabs on this album? It’s got ZHU… and BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY. And if you’re a dubstep obsessed 13y/o boy or you have ultimate respect for hyperproduction techniques you won’t miss the SKRILLEX COLLAB. You thought the 90’s were gone? They’re fresher than ever and ZHU is making you freak out about it. This album is on an entirely different level from anything out there currently and you’ll need a listen with full, studio headphones to catch the nuances that drive the deliciously satisfying umami bass and signature pop perfect falsetto. You should obsess.

There Can Be Only One ZHU

After now-legendary LA music producer Steven Zhu erased a lifetime catalog of work and transcended in to deification as ZHU his initial album, “The Nightday” became a landmark piece of modern electronic and modern hiphop. His relentlessly technical production skills and preternatural, almost Michael Jackson-esque, understanding of pop hooks did the impossible: bridged the gap between electronic and hiphop. Skipping the transposed vocal clips and kick ducked house synth builds that defined the Summer of Downtempo ZHU didn’t iterate on the next popular genre of electronic but started defining an entire sound entirely. And its back, better, and stronger on “Genesis Series”. The flawless production quality and originality of “The Nightday” made a ZHU sophomore release an incredibly daunting task artistically. Nothing less than a supernaturally talented producer could have been able to maintain the focus and attention to detail required for the sound you hear on “Genesis Series”.

Hyperproduction is Here to Stay

There’s an almost symbolic message that the final track on this album, “Working For It” is a collab between ZHU and Skrillex. Skrillex is probably the most recently well known hyperproducer with a signature sound. The Skrillex sound is known for nearly feral use of multilayered clips, overtuffed sound spectrums, memetic lyrics, hard drops, and frenetically savage approach to vocal transposing. ZHU is none of that with his flawless focus on ultra smooth, reductionist, downtempo hiphop and yet the ZHU sound requires the same, if not more, technically rigorous levels of production. A collab between ZHU and Skrillex is like a collab between a velvet couch in the back of a dark club and a hail of razor wire under a strobe light. And yet “Working For It” is a seamless melding of the two like something you’d see at an underground fashion collective. This isn’t an accident, ZHU doesn’t do accidents, this was done with a purpose. If these two wildly different sounds requiring disparate forms of hyperproduction can be sewn together it means hyperproduction isn’t just a way to get a niche sound specialization anymore. ZHU and Skrillex just fired a massive warning flare to every artist producer: hyperproduction just became part of every day music creation.

Hold Up Wait a Minute… I Know That Hook

I’m not exactly sure was the message is with ZHU’s… liberal… use of hooks. Is it even legal? Probably, but wow, its relentless. From 90’s hip hop to Led Zepplin you’ll get what I can only assume is the legally safe version of just about every catchy hook ever. BUT WAIT. Its not actually those hooks! Its nearly maddening chasing down every sound, you’ll find yourself listening over and listening to hear exactly where you remember that pattern from. But its never an actual copy! The track “Testarossa Music” will drive you nuts opening lines lyrically similar to the original hook. Finding the “Billie Jean” hook is like searching for Waldo. Its a head spinning sensation and it showcases just how on top of the entire music industry ZHU really is if he is able to confidently navigate the treacherous copyright waters that recently swirled around Pharrell backed “Blurred Lines”.

You Just Said Umami Bass. How Do I Hear Umami Bass on “Genesis Series”?

How else would you describe the bass on “Genesis Series”? Its both perfectly light and yet entirely filling. Its not overpowering but even a basshead could be satisfied with how rich and smooth it is. There’s only one flavor to describe “satisfaction” and that’s umami, somehow ZHU channels that through his bass clips. That’s not the only place to hear his incredible ear. The truth is to really hear ZHU’s “Genesis Series” you need to listen it on studio quality headphones or studio monitor speakers. There are nuances on this album that won’t come through the airwaves overtly on a normal rig or anything with poor sound balancing. His masterful attention to detail is what drives the underlying sense of completion with every phrase, transition, and track. You feel it without headphones, but with the right headphones on you can distinctly notice what is making you feel that way. You know as a studio head ZHU spent hours and hours and hours agonizing over each and every sound on the best and most nuanced gear money can buy. You don’t wear sunglasses at an art gallery so you shouldn’t listen to ZHU on rusty tin cans.

TL;DR

You need to be careful with this album, ZHU’s “Genesis Series” is a hyperproduced pharmacological grade aphrodisiac brought back from a sensuous future of 90’s hiphop, wailing guitars, and yes even zydeco trumpet and rap. It is not to be taken lightly.

There’s Gold In Them Thar Typo Domains!

Digging For Gold in Typo Domains

This blog and this entire site are mostly a free time diversion from my daily job so I like to screw around with new things and poke at stuff with stick, last night it was typo domains. Typo domains get a bad rep for a reason: they’re mostly useless and they’re legally questionable. The useless part comes from the fact browsers don’t just default to .com anymore in the address bar they search so typos are not that valuable. Typo domains are legally questionable if you take typos from a brand or business that’s copyright protected, they can take you to court and sue the pants off you for your domains. We’re not talking about your soon-to-be-pantsless illegal cybersquatting type of typos, we’re talking type in typos for huge general word searches.

Typo Domains 101: The Basics

Step 1: acquire a typo generator. This is easily done by searching for typo generators online. Get a good one that gives you multiple types of typos relevant to domains, there are several ways people bone typing things in. Once you’ve got a typo generator then its time to find your keywords. Think of some generic words that people might search. The shorter the word less likely they are to be typos, there’s simply less letters. But shorter words are more common. Its a bit of a trade-off but you should have a preference for popularity and shorter words as you are trying to grab as much free traffic as possible. Also, for example, you won’t find any typo domains for the keyword “ssl”. Why is that? Because “ssl” is only 3 letters and most 3 letter domains are taken and most good 4 letter domains are taken. Explore several keywords to see what’s available but don’t go too far.

Identify the Best Typos

If you see a typo you commonly make on a word chances are a lot of people are making that same typo. Does the typo involve inserting letters in to a double letter set like “boloks” for “books”? That’s an unlikely typo, it may not be the best choice. Does the typo read phonetically somewhat like the actual word, like “boks” or “bookx”? That may be a more natural typo for some people.

The Aftermath: What Happens After You Buy a Typo Domain

Nothing. So you went ahead and pulled the trigger and purchased some typo domains? I already told you, its probably a bad idea. They hardly get any traffic. If you are tracking the traffic to a typo domain you probably won’t see any “typo” type in traffic for 24 to 72 hours avis generic viagra. That’s because DNS hasn’t propagated fully yet. Once your DNS record has been sent out and your WHOIS registration is available you’ll get a bunch of bot traffic. And by a bunch I mean 0 to 1 hits a day. Its not real people. You’ll also probably type in your own typo domain just to see, don’t forget to account for that if you’re doing any tracking. After that you’ll just have to wait because you’re basically parking a domain and that’s a risky game, its unlikely to generate much relevant, human traffic and even less revenue. Bummer.